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phallic succulent Penis Cactus

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phallic succulent Penis Cactus*Please Read ALL, important info below, thanks!* exacts A H show the exact item in the picture, you are buying the container w corresponding letter, not the other letters.*** *Bare rooted specimens are dehydrated, once potted again and roots kick in, they'll fill up quickly! *July, August, September and October these TBMs are growing fast, minimal humidity issues here in our nursery, they look great! *March, April, May and June, some of the TBMs may

*Please Read ALL, important info below, thanks!*

exacts A-H show the exact item in the picture, you are buying the container w corresponding letter, not the other letters.***

*Bare rooted specimens are dehydrated, once potted again and roots kick in, they'll fill up quickly!

*July, August, September and October these TBMs are growing fast, minimal humidity issues here in our nursery,  they look great!

*March, April, May and June, some of the TBMs may be more susceptible to small red-black pimples which are common with TBMs, excessive moisture and or humidity are the triggers. Spots will naturally turn regular scar color in a few months. We always do our best to ship the prettiest ones out, but as Description states below, Bridgesiis, and specifically TBMs struggle  with spots especially this time of year for us in southern California.**see last pictures for examples.

**All of the 3-4, 5-6, and 10-12+ segmented tbms for sale will really benefit from larger containers, fresh soil, and more consistent watering.  If you can plant into the ground,  mine here do awesome.  I don't use any fertilizers to increase growth, but cactus respond well to proper feedings! May: Lots of pups forming now that summer is on it's way, be patient, you'll get pups during growing season! 

*Bare-root specimens may be more likely to have bumps and bruises and spots due to washing and handling. 99%+ of the time they will naturally self heal here. Get them potted and allow a month for them to get settled, black spots will turn to normal gray scar color. 

**These clumps are the Short Form version of TBMs.  We do occasionally sell the Long Form strain, please see our other TBM listings.  For larger Bridgesii Penis  Monstrose TBM specimens please see our exact cactus listings.

**10-12 segmented tbms will ship in either their 1 gallon nursery containers, or in 8" containers. Shapes, height, width etc will vary based on stock.**

Potted ornamental Trichocereus bridgesii forma monstruosa inermis  aka the Penis Cactus Plant.  Some of these guys are shorter/longer than others, with time, they will grow in length and usually shoot out new pups as well!  Awesome ornamental specimens waiting for new homes, just find them a nice new decorative container and enjoy their growth!

**There is likely scarring on some of them, generally not on the tips, but anytime a tip has a scar, it will gradually move right down the side with new growth. New segments will form and what it looks like today, will likely be quite different in a year or two.  They are cactus and parts do have spines!  Watch your fingers!! Wear gloves!  Bridgesiis, and TBM's in general are very susceptible to fungal problems due to humidity and or overwatering. They will usually self heal, tue black spot/s gradually turning into regular scar colors.  As with columnar cactus, anytime a tip/top gets damaged, it will gradually move down the side as they grow. If you dont want the spines, clip them off, doesnt hurt the cactus! Sometimes cactus can also split on their sides if given too much water, they almost always self-heal, just part of the life of a cactus.  These are grown in full sun and or partial shade. Full sun tend to be lighter in color, shaded usually greener. Their colors will adapt to your growing environment. These guys naturally scar and get nibbles, and tips may terminate, but new tips will continue popping out. These are outdoor grown with exposure to the elements and their natural environment, we don't spray pesticides on these, critters included.

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★★★★★ 5
This thing no longer working. Too late for a refund so the loss is on us. Buyer beware.
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We wanted a temperature probe that was simple and works well. This one was it. We grill as often as possible and were just tired of having a good piece of meat come out either over or under cooked. I like a steak medium and my wife likes it medium well to well done. We use a Weber Genesis E410 that works great and has good heat control. Our first use of this Typhur thermometer gave us a great result. Not sure how it will work on a larger item like a brisket or a turkey but, at this point, we see no reason to expect any lesser result. It had accuracy, good range, and seems quite durable. Grilling is, among other things, is its own social event., so we did not use an "Ap" to watch the event on a smart phone. (We try to limit the use of smart phones when we are outside to encourage human interaction.) Typhur offers an Ap but the base unit was all we wanted to try and it works great.
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David
Draper, US
★★★★★ 4
Accurate and affordable
Color: Black
Four months after I purchased the thermometer, I have to say it is the best probe thermometer I have used. The temperature reading are accurate and the unit functions well. Very easy to use with or without the app. The display is easy to read but the app allows you to see all six temperature zones! Catch it on sale to get the best price. The probe battery only lasted six hours so I notified Typhur and they are replacing it without question! I purchased a second unit for a Christmas gift.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 5, 2026
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Albert
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 5
Great quality of life improvement!
Color: Black
Got this on sale for $40. This thing is crazy good for the price, especially if you get it on sale. Battery life isn’t a huge concern anyway, but rechargeable USB-C is great. Because it’s wireless, the stick is on the thicker side. This makes it easy to clean, but also inadvisable for your thinner meats (obviously). It looks right at home stuck on my fridge by the oven and air fryer, and temps it gave me through the phone were pretty close. I connected this to my 2.4Ghz network, which I can easily monitor from my phone connected on my 5Ghz network. I think it could do better with its time estimates, but I’m physically close enough to my food when it’s nearly done cooking anyway. I tested with frozen steak straight into the air fryer. It was quite close to what I was looking for, compared to how I’d do it before without a thermometer. As someone with little to no time to cook every day, it really eases the mental burden for sure of knowing that the food’s not under- or over-done. For $40, totally worth it.
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Mike
Boise, US
★★★★★ 5
Great engineering for amazing price
Color: Black
This is the deal of deals. The signal goes through my oven door with zero problems. The sensor inserts neatly into the controller slot. Nice. But that's not all. This thing is Gold Lite, and has the transmission frequency that is 10X better than Bluetooth. The App is probably same as the 4X higher priced Gold Edition, which is worth the price of admission. whose only advantage is that the sensor is good for 752F instead of 932F (yes the descriptions says good for 932F, but Lin the photo it says 752F) . The 932F is not anywhere good enough for my radiant ceramic grill, which goes up above 1300F anyway. So I saved a bunch of money and have something that does everything I need and no more. For the price, this is 5 star
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Works as expected and looks premium for the price. App is very functional and easy to use. Thought it was silly to have a paired thermometer but this convinced me otherwise as it’s very fun to use and it gives more inputs to how you’re cooking your stuff (eg it has multiple sensors covering different parts of the meat)
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