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house plants and their f up thoughts

house plants and their f up thoughts Houseplants and Their Fucked-Up Thoughts

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house plants and their f up thoughts Houseplants and Their Fucked-Up ThoughtsHave you ever wondered if your houseplants are silently judging you? Maybe you think you and your leafy companions are happily cohabitating. Maybe you bought them on a whim and forgot to water them for a week. Or maybe things are a little more twisted. Houseplants and Their Fucked Up Thoughts is a laugh out loud, illustrated gift book that imagines what your favorite ferns, succulents, and tropicals are really thinkingand its not pretty. Maybe your

Have you ever wondered if your houseplants are silently judging you?

Maybe you think you and your leafy companions are happily cohabitating. Maybe you bought them on a whim and forgot to water them for a week. Or maybe… things are a little more twisted.

Houseplants and Their Fucked-Up Thoughts is a laugh-out-loud, illustrated gift book that imagines what your favorite ferns, succulents, and tropicals are really thinking—and it’s not pretty. Maybe your fiddle-leaf fig finds you pathetic. Your majesty palm is deeply disdainful. And is it possible your philodendron has been eyeing your man?

Packed with witty one-liners and hilariously relatable plant humor, this funny houseplant book is perfect for anyone who talks to their plants—and suspects they’re talking back. With sharp captions and vibrant plant portraits, it’s the ultimate present for the plant parent, plant killer, or green-thumbed goddess in your life.

Just because your plants can’t speak doesn’t mean they don’t have a lot to say. Open this book… if you dare.

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Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 5
Amazing product!!
Style: 34" WQHD Curved 100Hz USB-C Docking, Style: 34" WQHD Curved 100Hz USB-C Docking
This is by far the best monitor I’ve owned.
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azfatboy
San Leandro, US
★★★★★ 2
Meh....
Style: 34" WQHD Curved 100Hz USB-C Docking
Milktoast stats--right down the [lower] middle of the line. 1ms reponse time, mediocre 100Hz max refresh, and NO FreeSync support. Hardly expensive, it still is quite a bit more than other monitors with MUCH better specs, but less brand name recognition. I think the only reason it is so expensive is the white treatment. The VESA mount in the back did not fit my VESA plate. One side of the plate sat up on a small ridge of plastic. Not a showstopper, but hardly ideal--or necessary. The bezel (or rather, the DEAD PANEL SPACE between the bezel and the displayable area of the panel) is HUGE. Like 1/4" on the sides, and 1/8" on the top/bottom. If you're going to make a thin bezel, then make an edge to edge display. Otherwise, just give me a frame so that my image displays edge to edge. To me, it looks like the old CRT monitors from the 90s... YECK!
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Love it!
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Phoenix, US
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Great budget monitor.
Great monitor. Went out on a ledge with a non name brand, but construction is well done. Comparing to my old ones it's night and day difference. Color quality is solid, setup was easy, not a ton of brightness, but I game/work in a dorm room mostly anyhow. Great value.
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Omaha, US
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Good monitor and good support
1440p, 144 Hz, 27 inch is the sweet spot these days and this is a quality monitor that checks all the boxes for a reasonable price. IPS so color and brightness is great. Bonus points for not having crazy RGB lights or gamer aesthetic. Only problem was the stand it came with was missing a screw, however when I emailed support they were quick to send a replacement so very happy with it.
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