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house plants starting with a Houseplants and Their Fucked-Up ThoughtsHave you ever wondered if your houseplants are silently judging you? Maybe you think you and your leafy companions are happily cohabitating. Maybe you bought them on a whim and forgot to water them for a week. Or maybe things are a little more twisted. Houseplants and Their Fucked Up Thoughts is a laugh out loud, illustrated gift book that imagines what your favorite ferns, succulents, and tropicals are really thinkingand its not pretty. Maybe your

Have you ever wondered if your houseplants are silently judging you?

Maybe you think you and your leafy companions are happily cohabitating. Maybe you bought them on a whim and forgot to water them for a week. Or maybe… things are a little more twisted.

Houseplants and Their Fucked-Up Thoughts is a laugh-out-loud, illustrated gift book that imagines what your favorite ferns, succulents, and tropicals are really thinking—and it’s not pretty. Maybe your fiddle-leaf fig finds you pathetic. Your majesty palm is deeply disdainful. And is it possible your philodendron has been eyeing your man?

Packed with witty one-liners and hilariously relatable plant humor, this funny houseplant book is perfect for anyone who talks to their plants—and suspects they’re talking back. With sharp captions and vibrant plant portraits, it’s the ultimate present for the plant parent, plant killer, or green-thumbed goddess in your life.

Just because your plants can’t speak doesn’t mean they don’t have a lot to say. Open this book… if you dare.

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K Dube
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 1
They're selling near-expired, bad product gone sour
Flavor Name: Original Turkey, Size: 1 Ounce (36 Count)
I ordered these in bulk for the second time in a few years. The initial order showed up as-presented. The recent order could not be farther than what these are advertised to be. At first, it appeared they changed their product. It looked different, I thought as I noted the soon-upcoming expiration date. After trying one, I quickly realized they did not only LOOK different but also tasted sour & dry. At best, they are not storing these correctly. But even worse, I suspect Country Archer may be selling bad product intentionally to get rid of it in bulk. Super disappointing from a company I once bought from regularly in local stores. And by the way, they do NOT stand behind their product. If you spend $60 on a bulk order that is inedible, YOU ARE STUCK WITH THEM. DON'T WASTE YOUR MONEY ON A COMPANY WITH NO RELIABILITY (sorry for all the angry caps lock but they really do need to resolve the issues presented in the many low-rated reviews, as any good business would do)
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Reviewed in the United States on July 19, 2023
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Brittney Foley
Lowell, US
★★★★★ 4
Delicious and great convenient snack
Flavor Name: Original Turkey, Size: 1 Ounce (Pack of 18)
Only downfall is the expensive price. Love the flavor as taste and boost of protein it gives but hard to afford regularly.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 21, 2025
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Katrina Enderle
Dallas, US
★★★★★ 5
Healthy snack
Flavor Name: Original Turkey, Size: 1 Ounce (Pack of 18)
Tastiest sticks around.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 13, 2026
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Ariel Lee
Alexandria, US
★★★★★ 5
My new addiction
Flavor Name: Original Turkey, Size: 1 Ounce (Pack of 18)
These sticks might seem a little “stale” to some, but that’s really just because they’re leaner—only 1.5g of fat each, which I personally love! That being said, they aren’t as juicy as some other meat sticks; the texture is closer to jerky. I’ve been on their rosemary and rotisserie chicken kick lately! I also don’t eat pork, so I appreciate having these sticks as an option. They’ve made meal prep so much easier—low fat, no sugar, and a generous serving for only 50 calories! Plus, they’re cheaper than the grass-fed sticks I usually grab at 7-Eleven. I’ll definitely be reordering in the future.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 12, 2025
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Monica
Fort Morgan, US
★★★★★ 5
Great for on the go
Flavor Name: Original Turkey, Size: 1 Ounce (36 Count)
Love these turkey sticks. Great for on the go.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 19, 2026

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