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funny succulent Succulent Card / Anti-Greeting Card / You Succ Card / Funny Birthday C – Cactus & Cedar

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funny succulent Succulent Card / Anti-Greeting Card / You Succ Card / Funny Birthday C – Cactus & CedarDo you have a friend who loves plants and you just want to gently insult them by using their favorite hobby at their expense? Well, do we have a card for YOU! Our "You Succ" Succulent Card is a crowd favorite among our plant friends and anyone who understands that the plant on the card is a succulent (so like pretty much everyone). One size: 5X7'' Matte finish Matching white envelope included Great for most occasions: Birthday Housewarming or Just

Do you have a friend who loves plants and you just want to gently insult them by using their favorite hobby at their expense? Well, do we have a card for YOU! 

Our "You Succ" Succulent Card is a crowd favorite among our plant friends and anyone who understands that the plant on the card is a succulent (so like... pretty much everyone).

  • One size: 5X7'' 
  • Matte finish
  • Matching white envelope included

Great for most occasions:

  • Birthday
  • Housewarming
  • or Just Because they need to know that they "succ"

Send to your friends who like to laugh or hey send it to your enemies (we don't judge!)

EXPERT TIP: Pair this card with a real life succulent as a gift! How on-theme! So fun!

Why buy from us, why not support other randos on the internets?
Well, I'm glad you asked!

You'd be supporting 2 cool women randos who are trying to make the best out of our fine arts and screenwriting degrees. You know, those fun degrees that we so willingly threw money at thinking they would help us get jobs in the real world (lol) and now we have to pay back our student loans until the day we die from the chronic back pain caused by carrying around all that debt!
^^^(Oof, that run-on sentence is why I never got a writing gig)

ANYWAY... thank you for your support and choosing us! <3
You have some great taste! ;)

Let us know if you have any questions!

Brittany & Michelle

P.S. Let's be friends on Instagram, Facebook, Pinterest, and TikTok! @cactusandcedar

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Kimberly B
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★★★★★ 4
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C. Hunter
Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 5
Beta, Alpha, Omega oh my!
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Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 3
A familiar story, just with…..less.
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So, as other reviewers make clear, this is very similar to Pack Darling and The Beta. It’s much closer aligned with The Beta, in plot and maybe more like Pack Darling with characters. That being said, I don’t hate this…..but it wasn’t great either. It’s both books mentioned but just….less. Less angst, less emotion, less feeling. The plot feels very half fleshed out, and the “bad guy” feels underwhelming. I didn’t really feel any real emotions from and of the male leads, except maybe Oliver. The others fell sorta flat for me. And Mika makes herself out to be this big bad ass straight outta training and then we never see it from here again with the one fitting room incident as the exception. SPOILER: The whole, “Oh, I’m actually probably an Omega, but I don’t wanna be but I do actually wanna be but no one can ever know my secret that I do nothing to hide “ thing fell so flat. She never commutes to believing she was secretly an omega, but also mentions her “secret” a lot. It just felt so manufactured. I’m intrigued enough to read part 2 and see how the author closes everything out, but this is not one I’ll recommend or ever come back to.
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