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booby succulent

booby succulent Myrtillocactus geometrizans Fukurokuryuzinboku

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booby succulent Myrtillocactus geometrizans FukurokuryuzinbokuBoobie Cactus: With its playful, rounded bumps that resembleyou guessed itboobs, this rare and funky cactus is sure to be a conversation starter in any plant collection. Whether youre gifting it as a cheeky present or adding it to your personal collection, the Boobie Cactus is a fun, low maintenance plant with loads of personality. Also known as booby cactus, titty cactus, breast cactus, or Myrtillocactus geometrizans f. Monstrose Plant Care Notes

Boobie Cactus: With its playful, rounded bumps that resemble—you guessed it—boobs, this rare and funky cactus is sure to be a conversation starter in any plant collection. Whether you’re gifting it as a cheeky present or adding it to your personal collection, the Boobie Cactus is a fun, low-maintenance plant with loads of personality.

Also known as booby cactus, titty cactus, breast cactus, or Myrtillocactus geometrizans f. Monstrose

Plant Care Notes

Myrtillocactus loves bright, direct sunlight, so give it a sunny spot to soak up the rays. If growing indoors, place it near a south-facing window to keep it happy. It thrives in warmer temperatures, and it’s best to keep it away from frost and temps below 40°F (4°C).

Be sure to water infrequently. Like most cacti, the Boobie Cactus prefers the soak-and-dry method. Water deeply, then let the soil dry out completely before watering again. During the winter, when it’s dormant, reduce watering significantly. For soil, stick with a well-draining cactus mix and add extra perlite, pumice, or coarse sand to ensure proper drainage. The Boobie Cactus doesn't like wet feet, so make sure to use pots with drainage holes.

Propagation is easiest from cuttings. Snip off a healthy section, let it callous over for at least a few days, and plant it in dry well-draining soil. Give it time to root before resuming regular watering. It can also produce offsets, which can be carefully removed and planted in their own pots.

 

For the ultimate whimsical and eye-catching botanical display, pair the Boobie Cactus with its perfect counterpart, the Penis Cactus. These two unique and attention-grabbing plants complement each other perfectly, creating a playful and conversation-starting arrangement that is sure to be the talk of the garden.

Ships Bare Root - No Pot or Soil. When planting do not water for the first 2 weeks to allow plant to settle into new home.

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