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we shall be monsters

we shall be monsters We Shall Be Monsters

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we shall be monsters We Shall Be MonstersA solo game of creation, obsession, and playing god You are alone. You can only endeavor in this alone. For all the world would call you a monster if they saw what you had planned. We Shall Be Monsters is a solo game of creation, obsession, and playing god to assuage your loneliness. It uses a custom system of rules and prompts to generate a short and poignant story of horror and self discovery. As reclusive scientist, let your obsessions and your

A solo game of creation, obsession, and playing god

You are alone.

You can only endeavor in this alone.

For all the world would call you a monster if they saw what you had planned. 

We Shall Be Monsters is a solo game of creation, obsession, and playing god to assuage your loneliness. It uses a custom system of rules and prompts to generate a short and poignant story of horror and self-discovery.

As reclusive scientist, let your obsessions and your desires take you over as you build your perfect companion. Shape their body as you shape your futures together. Infuse them with vitality and see what you have created come to life and take their place besides you.

From Seb Pines, the creator of Auspex 

Content Warnings: illustrated full frontal nudity of a dismembered woman’s body, vague allusions to: sex and sexuality, sexual violence, physical violence, emotional abuse, coercion, captivity, dehumanization, murder, and cannibalism. 

20 page, 5.5 x 8.5 in. full color, saddle-bound zine

Includes access to digital version

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Charley
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 5
Durable
This is a great toy! I have a heavy chewer that destroys other toys in seconds. I have had this for 6 months and it still looks new.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 4, 2026
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SinnersavedbyGrace
Birmingham, US
★★★★★ 5
Indestructible for heavy chewers!!
One of the rare toys my boys can’t destroy! Cost effective! Definitely recommend!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 28, 2026
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Lyric G. Eads
Port Orchard, US
★★★★★ 5
Durable and dog loves it
I was searching for a squeaky toy but also a chew toy that wouldn’t break my dog’s teeth. We’ve already had to have one tooth pulled because our Jurassic Corgi girl cracked it on either a bone or a yak chew. She loves to play with this bone and chew on it and it has held up well. It still looks like new after several months and she plays with it daily.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 21, 2026
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Martha Martin
Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 5
Famous Squeaky toy. Good for puppies.
My dog’s favorite. However, He takes them outside when going to relieve himself. Forgets to bring back.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 9, 2026
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Furbaby's Mama
Carnegie, US
★★★★★ 4
FUN TOY!
Got this a couple days ago and so far very pleased. Would give it 5 stars, but only had it a couple days - we will see how it holds up o er time. All 4 of my dogs love it, so much so that I ordered more today. It's got an awesome squeaker, and is flexible without being flimsy. My guys haven't destroyed it yet, and that's always a good sign.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 1, 2026

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