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succulent tits Buy 'Blue Boobs' Cactus AustraliaThe 'Blue Boobs' Cactus, also known as 'Booby Cactus,' 'Breast Cactus,' and 'Titty Cactus,' is a unique and eye catching monstrose form of Myrtillocactus geometrizans. Botanically referred to as Myrtillocactus geometrizans cv. Fukurokuryuzinboku, this Japanese cultivar is highly sought after by collectors for its distinctive appearance and rare nature. Myrtillocactus geometrizans cv. Fukurokuryuzinboku features upright, glaucous stems with 5 to 8

The 'Blue Boobs' Cactus, also known as 'Booby Cactus,' 'Breast Cactus,' and 'Titty Cactus,' is a unique and eye-catching monstrose form of Myrtillocactus geometrizans. Botanically referred to as Myrtillocactus geometrizans cv. Fukurokuryuzinboku, this Japanese cultivar is highly sought after by collectors for its distinctive appearance and rare nature.

Myrtillocactus geometrizans cv. Fukurokuryuzinboku features upright, glaucous stems with 5 to 8 unusual ribs lined with tubercles that resemble women's breasts. This cactus can grow up to 4.5 meters tall and 10 centimeters in diameter. Typically solitary, it may occasionally produce a few branches. The areoles usually bear 3 to 5 short spines. This cultivar's dusky blue epidermis adds to its visual appeal, making it a standout addition to any collection.

Originating from Japan, this monstrose form of the Blue Candle Cactus thrives in bright, warm positions with well-draining soil. It is semi-hardy, so ensure it is not exposed to temperatures below -4°C, and ideally keep nighttime temperatures above 10°C. During summer, provide plenty of sunlight, either indoors or outdoors. In winter, place it in a cooler, light spot to allow it to rest, encouraging spring blooms.

Myrtillocactus geometrizans cv. Fukurokuryuzinboku requires minimal watering; allow the soil to dry out completely between waterings and keep it dry in winter. Feed with a special cactus fertilizer monthly during spring and summer. If repotting is needed, use soil designed for cacti and allow cuttings to dry for 2-3 weeks before rooting.

This rare and prized cactus, with its striking blue-green ribs and unique tubercle formations, is a must-have for any serious succulent collector. Its intriguing shape and easy-care nature make it a fascinating and low-maintenance addition to any cactus collection.

Myrtillocactus geometrizans cv. Fukurokuryuzinboku, AKA 'Blue Boobs' Cactus, plants for sale shown in 70mm pot. You will receive same  or similar plants as those shown in images. Colours will vary depending on time of year and growing conditions.

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  • All plants are sent bare rooted with no pots and soil, or minimum soil only.
  • Due to the drying process necessary for sending plants through the mail, plants may look slightly different than images shown on our website
  • Some plants, may look wrinkled when they arrive, may be somewhat limp, or soft to the touch. This is normal as they have been dried out for for a number of days before shipping to avoid rotting in the mail.
  • Succulents are very hardy plants and they will recover quickly, providing you unpack them as soon as you receive them follow some simple care instructions you will find with your order.

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Astrid
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 5
More Like A Good Facial Moisturizer Than A Sunscreen
Color: 01
This tinted facial moisturizer really broke my expectations. I have to admit that I usually cannot stand most sunscreens. Also, I cannot stand most tinted facial moisturizers. In both aspects, this stuff really wowed me and absolutely surprised me. For one, I really don't get that much sun anymore due to certain lifestyle changes in my life, so I really don't have much need for sunscreens anymore. But there are the occasional times when one will come in handy. As far as tinted facial moisturizers go, they almost always look ridiculous on my somewhat fair #2 white woman's complexion, so I tend to avoid them. This one is only lightly tinted and is perfect for we fair skinned people. In fact, I really couldn't even see that it tinted my skin at all, though it made it look great. So don't go into this with the idea that it will take the place of your foundation, though it might because of how well it makes the skin look. Having mature combination skin, I do need to keep up with moisturizing my face, but the combination side makes me more cautious as to how many emollients and other ingredients that I put on my face. This is definitely moisturizing, but it won't overdo it either. Just enough to condition the skin, as well as protect it while being exposed to the sun and other elements. Though I could tell that it was moisturizing my skin, it does not make it too oily nor greasy feeling. Just the teeniest bit of a helping of dew to keep your skin quenched throughout your day. If anything, my skin looked and felt well balanced all day long. In fact, I was surprised at how nicely it conditions the skin without adding too much dew to disturb the combination side of my skin. Does not irritate nor bother me in the least bit. No clogging of the pores and does not irritate my eyes. Doesn't have any of the typical sunscreen smell either. In fact, it doesn't feel or look like a sunscreen at all, yet it offers a full out SPF60 level. Bonus points for selling for only $7.69 (today's price). Even better if you click on the coupon currently offered which allows you to buy it for $6.92 for a 1.23 fluid ounce can. This is really worth trying out for those looking for a decent facial sunscreen that is easy to wear and won't bother your complexion. Note: though I cannot swear to this, even though it is a lightly tinted sunscreen, the color aspect strikes me as being thin enough that it will work just as well on those with much darker skin tones. It seems to be more translucent than color correcting. I don't know this for sure, so it would be nice if someone with darker tones could speak to this.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 16, 2026
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Dallas, US
★★★★★ 5
Love this tinted sunscreen
Color: 01
I am very pleased with this Tinted Sunscreen, Tinted Moisturizer with SPF. It applies very easy and smoothly. I have tried many different brands of this type that had tint and this is wonderful. It feels lightweight and does look cakey on my skin. The price point is good and I will be ordering more.
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AF Michael
Whiting, US
★★★★★ 5
This is excellent
Size: 1.1 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
My dermatologist recommended that I use a tinted sunscreen for the summer when I’m outside. She even gave me a couple of sample packs. Those samples were very nice so I ordered some. I will say I was expecting a kind of Zinky smell and feel on my skin. But no, it’s got a very neutral nonexistent smell. And it applies beautifully. And looks nice all day. and the nice thing about it is if I have to go somewhere and all I need to do is just touch up my makeup with a little foundation it works, and I still have the sunscreen effect. Love this product. The price is great. And if you can keep my skin on my face from getting more basal cell carcinomas - well, I’m all for it because I don’t like having my face all scarred up when those carcinoma get removed. If your dermatologist recommends a tinted sunscreen. You won’t go wrong with this product.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 7, 2026
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Jj S.
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 5
The Absolute BEST!
Size: 1.1 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
Neutrogena Purescreen+ Mineral UV Tint Face Sunscreen is the absolute BEST! The price is right! It stood up to the hot Florida beach sun! The product is not harsh on the skin. It does NOT sting my eyes. It is not oily. It doesn't dry out my skin. There is no offensive odor. It is lightweight. It blends in easily. The tint is subtle. It doesn't cause acne! It is just the BEST! MY only "grievances" are that I wish the bottle was 2 oz, and that the bottle had a more controlled spout so that the release of the product wasn't sloppy / messy, AND I wish the bottle had a flip snap top for those with hand disabilities. Those perks would make for THE MOST PERFECT suncreen BUT those grievances are NOT a deal breaker. I just love this product!
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Reviewed in the United States on November 27, 2025
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courtney
Birmingham, US
★★★★★ 4
It’s just OK
Size: 1.1 Fl Oz (Pack of 1), Size: 1.1 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
It’s a perfect match to my skin tone although the coverage is so light that I’m sure it doesn’t matter too much. It takes a minute to blend in like most other sunscreens. It’s not my favorite but it’s not the worst. I have oily acne prone skin and after using AI to research ingredients in SPF I went with this one bc it was less likely to break me out compared to others. It is pretty greasy and makes my face look more oily than dewy so I just use Paula’s choice shine stopper on my t zone and that handles that issue so that I don’t have to just throw this out. $20 for 1 oz is pretty steep I’d rather just get the Australian gold that has a more matte finish and is easier to blend
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Reviewed in the United States on February 5, 2026

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