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we shall be monsters

we shall be monsters We Shall Be Monsters

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we shall be monsters We Shall Be MonstersA solo game of creation, obsession, and playing god You are alone. You can only endeavor in this alone. For all the world would call you a monster if they saw what you had planned. We Shall Be Monsters is a solo game of creation, obsession, and playing god to assuage your loneliness. It uses a custom system of rules and prompts to generate a short and poignant story of horror and self discovery. As reclusive scientist, let your obsessions and your

A solo game of creation, obsession, and playing god

You are alone.

You can only endeavor in this alone.

For all the world would call you a monster if they saw what you had planned. 

We Shall Be Monsters is a solo game of creation, obsession, and playing god to assuage your loneliness. It uses a custom system of rules and prompts to generate a short and poignant story of horror and self-discovery.

As reclusive scientist, let your obsessions and your desires take you over as you build your perfect companion. Shape their body as you shape your futures together. Infuse them with vitality and see what you have created come to life and take their place besides you.

From Seb Pines, the creator of Auspex 

Content Warnings: illustrated full frontal nudity of a dismembered woman’s body, vague allusions to: sex and sexuality, sexual violence, physical violence, emotional abuse, coercion, captivity, dehumanization, murder, and cannibalism. 

20 page, 5.5 x 8.5 in. full color, saddle-bound zine

Includes access to digital version

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Patriot4Life
San Leandro, US
★★★★★ 5
Just as good as an actual Chuck-It
Color: Blue Dog Ball Launcher with Squeaking Handle, Size: One-Size
This is much cheaper than a Chuck It. And it’s just as good. My dog loves it.
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Erin
Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 5
Game changer
Color: Blue Dog Ball Launcher, Size: One-Size
This has been such a game changer in playing fetch with my dogs. The ball fits inside great and it throws smoothly and goes quite a distance.
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Tired Mother
New York, US
★★★★★ 3
Learning curve - but super fun
Color: Blue Dog Ball Launcher with Squeaking Handle, Size: One-Size
Okay- don’t get me wrong I know how to use a chuck it. But the handle of this has a squeaker - which is fantastic to get my ADHD dog to focus! Buuttt beware- it will take off your fingernail if you aren’t holding it properly when throwing. I learned that the hard way. Twice.
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Shannon N.
Fort Morgan, US
★★★★★ 5
BUY IT!!
Color: Blue Dog Ball Launcher, Size: One-Size
Great product!! Releases the ball nicely and saves my arm from dying at the end of the day. The construction of it feels flimsy but for someone who uses it AT LEAST 3 hours EVERYDAY, I would say it's pretty good quality. Would highly recommend!!
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Tracy C.
Grantham, US
★★★★★ 5
The perfect toy for dogs!
Style: The Duo
This is perfect when you have 2 dogs who love to play Fetch! They no longer have to chase after the same ball! The balls that come with it are very sturdy, and the launcher sends both balls far enough away so that both dogs get plenty of exercise. It’s definitely worth the price!
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